Gumball Special

The Hellbiscuit Theme is Here!

admin — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 03:32:32 +0000

That’s right. It’s been a long time coming, but the theme is ready and free for you all to use. Want to see it? Well, you’re looking at it! (pretty much).

There has been some updates to the theme since it’s been initially built. Actually, MANY updates to clean it up, stream line it and actually make it better that the site here now. Want to give it a test drive?

TAKE ME TO THE HELLBISCUIT DEMO!

Why is it called “Gumball Special?” Well… why not?! I made it for ya, I can name the sucker!

It sports Gravatar, an awesome layout, custom image field thingies and well, just looks plain ‘ol awesome.

Download it here.

Want some extras? You can have all the psd files I used from day one of HB til now.

There you have it. Keep the footer text links at the very least. If you dig the logos, keep them too! Just link back here somehow. There’s a couple readme files in there to help you out. If you get stuck, go to my contact form (I’m giving myself away here) and ask me what’s up. Just make sure you tell me it’s regarding the HELLBISCUIT theme.

Enjoy! If you don’t… go away!

Do Not Pass Go

admin — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:41:42 +0000

Want to go to jail real quick? Easy, walk over to a jail parking lot and smash the windows in a cop cruiser. That’s what this guy in Florida did; he drove into the jail parking lot, parked right next to a patrol car, got out a tire iron and went to town. Now whether or not he really wanted to go to jail is still up for debate, but this guy clearly has WINNER written all over him.

The cops charged him with “Criminal Mischief.” Ha.

Awesome art by Brian Ewing

admin — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:38:03 +0000

Brian illustrates, designs and produces some of the best art I’ve seen in a while. You can find his work on prints, shirts, shoes, you name it. I quite love the work he did for Three Bad Jack’s “Crazy in the Head” album (shown).

Damn Right, Rebel Proud

admin — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:32:45 +0000

Hank III is back! “Damn Right, Rebel Proud” is set to pop here October 21st. If you don’t like country, you’ll love Hank the third. He’s a dirty rebel outlaw that writes and croons some awesome tunes. Make sure to give “Straight to Hell” a listen as well.

Killville Weirdness

admin — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:28:42 +0000

Home of the weird. There’s some creepy stuff going on at Angry Johnny’s Killville Historical Museum of the Strange. Established in 1894 by Dr. Maurice A. Dalton, the museum is home to such oddities as “Clarence” the Mysterious Killville Pig Boy and the Amazing Killville Two-Headed Turkey.

Also in the museum is proof of the existence of “Toady,” the human frog which has been seen trolling the swamps of Massachusetts.

The museum has been plagued with difficulties in the past, but now after much restoration, has been re-opened online for all of you to check out. It’s weird, it’s odd, it’s from Killville.

p.s. Angry Johnny puts out some good tunes as well…

40 Sex Mistakes

admin — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:25:57 +0000

Ah, us poor men and sex. We’re like a bunch of apes, poking around, scratching our noggins, rubbing our butts.

But now there’s hope!

Koenig79 gives us the “40 mistakes men make while having sex with women.”

Some of these are downright hilarious, and I wonder what type of guys would try them in the first place… *cough* #29 *cough.*

Sell Your Soul to the Creepshow

admin — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:23:48 +0000

Now this band just rocks. I’ve never heard psychobilly fronted by such a rockin’ female singer since Wanda Jackson. This band has it DOWN.

Their album “Sell Your Soul” is by far one of the best I’ve heard in some time. “Creatures of the Night” and “Psycho Ball and Chain” are stand out tracks. The end of “Doghouse” is hands down hilarious and worth picking up the album alone.

Don’t pass this one up – it’s on my top 11.

Crazy Pumpkin Carving

admin — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:17:46 +0000

In honor of Halloween here’s a little something for ya. Instead of the usual chopping off the top of the pumpkin go for the bottom. It makes for easy hallowing and possible the best way I know of to help your pumpkin sit straight. We tried it out this year and couldn’t be happier with the results. You can’t beat being able to light your candle and set the pumpkin over it, instead of burning your fingers lighting it on the inside. Take a walk on the wild side and give it try!

Some awesome art by Tyler Stout

admin — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:15:46 +0000

I just got my copy of Tyler’s latest print, “The Road Warrior” and it’s downright awesome. Tyler illustrates and produces movie posters for the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema and then occasionally lets a few loose to purchase at his site.

His work is outstanding. Make sure to check out his portfolio and grab someprints if they’re any availble. All of the Road Warrior ones were gone with 12 hours, so get on the mailing list and check that inbox!

Now if he’d just reprint the posters he did for John Carpenter’s The Thing…

First post image test

admin — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:34:31 +0000

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